Monday, November 05, 2007

What an outfit

Browsing through the TV channels, I came across Rachel Ray's chat show. I gave it a quick look because it was going to focus on fashion and getting dressed for different occasions.
The primary example showed her various, conservative outfits (boring ensembles with little in terms of color and layers). Then she showed her sexy date outfit, a pair of jeans and a blouse.
The blouse was hideous! I dub it Terrorist victim blouse (first I named it Hostage victim blouse). It was a white blouse with some frills and four blood-red splotches; the splotches even had outlines of the crosshairs that aimed in on each of the shots. It reminded me of an Envy dress (a dress meant to represent "envy") from Project Runway's second season, another truly awful piece of clothing. The blouse on RR also had a zipper in the middle that allowed the wearer to show more midriff...ugh!
The next-to-worst thing was how Rachel and her clothing "expert" adored this piece-that-should-never-have-made.
Tim, Michael, and Nina...where were you???

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